Terms of sale
Draft, last updated October 2026.
What you are buying
Novelty items about your cat: an Alien Registration Certificate (PDF) and, if you choose them, a Covert Alien ID card, a metal frame with the printed certificate, an engraved medallion and a gift box. The Interstellar Feline Registry is fictional. None of these are government documents, they are not affiliated with NASA or any agency, and they cannot be used as identification.
Your photo
By uploading a photo you confirm that you took it or have the right to use it. You give us a limited license to use it to make and show your order: the card, the dossier and the file page at catsarealiens.com/f/<code>. We do not use it in ads or social posts without asking you separately.
Written by an AI
Dossiers are written by Morfeus, an AI character, from your photo, your cat's name and your answers to the scan questions. They are fiction.
Shipping and refunds
Physical items ship within the United States. Free shipping takes about 14 business days; express shipping takes about 10 business days and costs $9. If an item arrives damaged or wrong, write to us within 30 days and we will replace it or refund you. The certificate PDF can be refunded within 7 days.
Engraving
The medallion is engraved exactly as you type it: Earth name, alien name, phone and address. Check them before paying. Once production starts, engraved items cannot be changed or refunded unless we made the mistake.