Cats Are Aliens Privacy

Privacy

Draft, last updated October 2026.

What we collect

Your cat's photo and name, your answers to the scan questions, your email address, and for physical items your shipping address. If you order the engraved medallion, also the phone number and address you ask us to engrave. Stripe handles payment; we never see your card number.

How we use it

To make and deliver your order, to send you the link to your cat's file and certificate, and to answer you. The photo and the scan answers are sent to Anthropic's Claude API so Morfeus can write the dossier. Emails go out through Resend. The engraving phone and address are used only to engrave the medallion; they do not appear on the public file page.

Who can see the file

Anyone with the link or the code printed on the card or tag can open your cat's file page, which shows the photo. The page is not listed in search engines. Write to us to take it down.

How long we keep it

Order details for as long as tax rules require. Photos from unpaid checkouts are deleted after 30 days. Write to us to delete your photo and file sooner.

Contact

[email protected]